When Dad’s Away the Mice Will Play
This picture was taken less than ten hours after Christian abandoned us for cheese, beer, and what I’m told is a fabulous convertible rental car, …
This picture was taken less than ten hours after Christian abandoned us for cheese, beer, and what I’m told is a fabulous convertible rental car, …
I’ve been working for this magazine for six months, and they’re only finally now entertaining the idea of actually paying me. That part I don’t …
As I sit here, eating a spicy dried tofu snack and admiring the shiny, spotless floor of my living room, it’s become glaringly apparent that …
Right now, Christian is watching some movie called The Marine. It’s about… well… a marine, and Charlie Sheen’s dad is the bad guy, and some …
I used to have an account on MySpace. It was useful for keeping up with a couple of high school friends, but aside from that, …
Today, we learned something about the Chinese postal service: We all cried a little.
Well, fudge. Our water is out again. It’s been gone since we got home last night from a business dinner for Christian’s work. I would …
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