fuenf neun fleeing china

Once upon a time, in acountry far, far away, an Austrian boy went yodeling working,building cars or some such nonsense. One evening in a bar, amidst the kind drunken debauchery one only sees in far off lands, the boy met a girl from an equally distant kingdom known mainly as, “The country of big fat people who picked an idiot for a leader…but that show of theirs,’Friends,’ rocks, man!” It wasn’t precisely love at first sight, but thanks to a shared language and willingness to forego important, healthy habits such as sleeping, the pair eventually fell in love. All was well and good until they decided to unleash their lives upon other innocent souls in the form of that deadly scourge of the internet: the blog.