Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton are on Larry King today, being absolutely awesome in completely opposite ways, and the cat is eating double-sided sticky tape… Hmm… not sure that’s the healthiest dietary choice, but it’s probably better than the insulation he was digging last month… Oh, where was I? Oh yeah! Queen Latifah. She should totally run for president. She’s so charismatic and sure of herself and you just totally know she’d be straight up and tell all those D.C. blowhards where they can stick it. Heck, for that matter let’s make Diane Keaton her running mate. That would be cool, too, as Diane Keaton apparently lacks that switch that most people have that keeps you from saying inappropriate things to people like Diane Sawyer or Larry King…
That, sadly, was today’s highlight.