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Monthly Archives: November 2007

Road Trip!

Road Trip!

Well, I have to go to the U.S. Consulate in Shenyang to see about changing the name on my passport (yay! paperwork). Christian, not one …

 

Ooooommmmm

Ooooommmmm

Dear Yoga Today, I love you. You provide me with what is essentially a free hour long yoga video every single day. This has allowed me …

 

Ghetto Surgery

Ghetto Surgery

Warning: You’re probably no longer going to view me as an intelligent, mature adult after reading this. Oh yeah, and it’s pretty gross, too. As seen …

 

A Moment of Randomness

A Moment of Randomness

I was once assaulted by a one-legged drunken little person (little person as in three foot tall adult, not any of the possible alternatives). This …

 

War for Attention: America vs. People with Funny Accents

War for Attention: America vs. People with Funny Accents

I’m a glutton for attention. Since it’s Monday and I received two whole comments on last week’s installment of reasons why we should nuke the …

 

The Great Water Robbery

The Great Water Robbery

You know you’re dying to know about the state of our water. Or not. Regardless, I’m going to tell you. Lucky you, eh?

 

The Pregnant Woman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down The Same Freaking Hill

The Pregnant Woman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down The Same Freaking Hill

山 in Mandarin means hill or mountain (or a bunch of hills or a bunch of mountains), though the things we think of as mountains …